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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass
kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in
the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in
jail.

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